Monday, November 1, 2010

How to fail a college class.

This is for all you potential college drop outs to efficiently get a F. Specifically a college Art class.

Pre-reqs:
To be signed up for an Art class.

Apparatus needed:
1x yourself
0x drops of motivation
0x attendance in class
1x backpack
1x art supplies

0x fake doctor's note

Step 1:
Leave your Art supplies at home.

Step 2:
Remember to bring your backpack to school to make it look like you are a college student.

Step 3:
Take yourself and go to your school

Step 4:
Take your no motivation and fake a life threatening disease.

Step 5:
After a month or so, come into class and give a fake excuse.

Step 6:
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Step 7:
Profit in life.

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